Happy Draw Muhammad Day

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Twitter greatest hits

I do not tweet much anymore but here are my best tweets from back in the day

Guess what, Susan Boyle was kinda cute back in the days. 

What is the opposite of a butterface?

My brother has a new puppy, half bulldog half Shih Tzu.

Ok calling Poe The Kanye Swift thing was staged. Nice one guys.

I have always wondered about the term designer clothes. Who makes the rest, plumbers?

Todays scene kids are tomorrow’s soccer moms

I am Team Mike Newton

Really Steve iPad Really

I wonder if anyone asked Tom Ford who he was wearing

Things that needs to stop. Men with Kelly bags.


And after that I did not tweet to a larger degree, I guess nobody cared so I stopped.

 

People who keep on comparing Harry Styles to Ponyboy Curtis.

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Satanists

Quote from tonight’s Thinking Atheists podcast “Satanists are to  atheists what transvestites are to the gays”

When I was a child, I never played with other children. I hated them.
Karl Lagerfeld (via fuckyeahkarllagerfeld)
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Am i high? why can’t i refute this?follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

atheist-overdose:

Am i high? why can’t i refute this?

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