Twitter greatest hits
I do not tweet much anymore but here are my best tweets from back in the day
Guess what, Susan Boyle was kinda cute back in the days.
What is the opposite of a butterface?
My brother has a new puppy, half bulldog half Shih Tzu.
Ok calling Poe The Kanye Swift thing was staged. Nice one guys.
I have always wondered about the term designer clothes. Who makes the rest, plumbers?
Todays scene kids are tomorrow’s soccer moms
I am Team Mike Newton
Really Steve iPad Really
I wonder if anyone asked Tom Ford who he was wearing #Oscars
Things that needs to stop. Men with Kelly bags.
And after that I did not tweet to a larger degree, I guess nobody cared so I stopped.